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This is the story of the Jewish men and how their colossal noses became a stereotype.
There was once a lonely Jewish man, with his lamb chops braided to the end, dipping down to the mid stomach area. This man burly, but yet had the voice of a little boy before puberty. This man believed that because of his large nose, that it was only so large because of the amount of lies he told, because Jews were known commonly as liars. The sad truth is, that this man came out of the womb with a large nose. He must have told many lies because his nose was so long. He once walked straight into a wall and broke his nose from a mile away. How did his nose get so long you ask it was because his mother was a panda. It was quite weird.